Stop counting the candles on your birthday cake- you will get tired. Have a blast today.

Congratulations on reaching a new level in the game called life. Have a fun birthday!

You have been alive for so many years, and all you have gained in life is a big fat belly. That’s a big achievement for the loser. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to someone who is too sweeter than sugar and spicy than Mexican chili.

Happy birthday, love. I thought of getting you the best present ever. Sadly, I’m too big to fit in the gift box.

Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Please don’t be sad, my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday, dearest. Hope to live long enough to post your wrinkled face and toothless photos.

Hope you will not get sad over the number of candles on your cake. Many happy returns of the day, my love.

You are just as annoying as you were on day one. Stay the same and have a happy birthday!

Age is just a number, just like your salary. They keep increasing every year! So, why feel sad for one and happy for the other. Cheers to your birthday!

You have officially gotten past the teenage years. It’s time to be mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday, don’t be sad. At least you are not as old as you are going to be the next year. Be happy thinking about that!

There’s nothing to be worried about getting old. Look at you; you are old and still doing great. Happy Birthday dear oldy.

You have been here for a long time, perhaps since the age of the cave people. No wonder why you are so backdated. Happy Birthday!

It’s a very good day to identify all the liars around you. Don’t get fooled by the one that tells you you are still young and beautiful. Happy Birthday

Another year older means another year wiser but look at you! Happy Birthday dearest dummy!

You might be getting bigger, but sure as hell, your intelligence isn’t. Enjoy the birthday anyway.

Do you know how I always remember your birthday? Well, Facebook does the work for me. Anyways, HBD dear.

It’s a sad thing to see so many people growing up so fast without growing wise. But I don’t care as long as it’s my best friend. Happy birthday!

There’s no shame in thinking like a teenage boy when you are old as the hills. Wishing you a Happy Birthday. May you live long!

A man is as big as his imagination and as old as his age. True for you. Happy Birthday. I’m glad that you still have your teeth.

It looks like we don’t have enough space on the cake to put the right number of candles! Happy Birthday!

Another birthday of yours! It seems almost as if you’ve been polluting the earth forever.

Please get a confetti cake for your birthday. Since you are no fun, at least the cake should be.

Warmest greetings on your day, if someone tries to tag you on “Oldie club” whack them with your walking stick and curse them with your toothless mouth. Have a blessed day.

Every year, I wish for you to be wiser, only to be disappointed later! Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday. The older you’re getting, the more of a child you’re becoming. Grow up now, will you?

I wish some people would stop wasting things. Just like you. You are wasting space on the earth and certainly wasting the time of others. Happy Birthday!

Another year closer to getting the old citizen privileges! Happiest birthday, have a great one.

Happy Birthday! Focus more on the wonderful memories and less on your grey hair!

You must be tired of blowing the candles off on your birthday! Jokes apart, Happy Birthday!

Your birthday is so special that it needs to be listed as a holiday! Happy Birthday!

You have come a long way from celebrating your first birthday full naked to now being fully covered! Happy Birthday!