Wife said lets watch a horror movie. Husband said lets watch our marriage’s video recording. Keep laughing like this on International Joke Day.

“Wishing a very Happy International Joke Day to everyone. Make sure you spread laughs around you with lots of jokes to share with everyone.”

“The most fun thing about food jokes is that they come with zero calories.” Happy International Joke Day!

“One single good joke has the power to make you smile and burst your stress levels. Keep laughing as it is International Joke Day today.”

“Warm wishes on International Joke Day. I wish that you don’t ever get tortured with bad jokes but get treated with good ones.”

“A joke is the best way to bring good energy around you. Have a memorable Joke Day full of good jokes to laugh at with your dear ones.” Happy International Joke Day!

“The healthy way to live a life is with a smile….. Wishing you a year full of smiles on International Joke Day.”

“Wishing you lots of laughter and happiness on the occasion of International Joke Day…. May the smile on your face never fade!!!”

“May the occasion of International Joke Day be full of hearty laughter for you with your loved ones. Have a fantastically funny day ahead.” Happy International Joke Day!

You need at least one witness to prove a murder and at least two witnesses to register a marriage. Now you know what is more dangerous. Hilarious wishes on International Joke Day.

When a wife asks her husband that if I die, what will you do….. The husband sweetly replies that I will go mad…. The wife asks him that will you not marry again…. The husband replies that a mad man can do anything. Happy International Joke Day!

“On the occasion of International Joke Day, I am sending you warm wishes to always wear that smile and keep that laugh going!!!”

The safest thing for a man to enjoy a peaceful life is by agreeing to whatever his wife says and say sorry even when his wife is wrong. Happy International Joke Day!

“There is only way I would want you to ever get hurt and that is because of laughing a lot. Happy International Joke Day to you.”