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International Joke Day Wishes
International Joke Day Messages
International Joke Day Quotes
List of Jokes for International Joke Day

International Joke Day Wishes

Laugh loud, laugh often, and spread the joy. Happy International Joke Day!

Wishing you a day full of laughter and joy on International Joke Day!

May your jokes be hilarious and your smiles wide today!

Here’s to a day of endless laughter and cheerful moments!

Happy International Joke Day! Let’s laugh until our sides hurt!

“Wishing you lots of laughter and happiness on the occasion of International Joke Day…. May the smile on your face never fade!!!”

Happy International Joke Day! Keep spreading those funny vibes!

Wishing you a day of hilarious jokes and joyful laughter!

May every joke you tell today bring endless joy!

Have a laughter-filled day with lots of jokes and fun!

“The healthy way to live a life is with a smile….. Wishing you a year full of smiles on International Joke Day.”

May your day be filled with more laughs than you can count!

Sending you smiles and giggles on International Joke Day!

May your jokes bring joy to everyone around you today!

Here’s to making everyone laugh out loud today!

“May the occasion of International Joke Day be full of hearty laughter for you with your loved ones. Have a fantastically funny day ahead.” Happy International Joke Day!

Wishing you giggles, chuckles, and belly laughs on this fun day!

May your day be filled with side-splitting laughter and great jokes!

Cheers to a day where every moment brings a smile!

Happy International Joke Day! May your humor be infectious!

“On the occasion of International Joke Day, I am sending you warm wishes to always wear that smile and keep that laugh going!!!”

May your day be as funny as your best joke!

Happy International Joke Day! May your humor brighten everyone’s day!

Here’s to a day full of funny stories and joyful moments!

Spread laughter and cheer this International Joke Day!

International Joke Day Messages

Laughter is the best medicine, so let’s prescribe ourselves a full dose today! Happy International Joke Day!

Celebrate International Joke Day by spreading joy and humor everywhere you go!

On this International Joke Day, may your jokes be as contagious as your laughter!

Here’s to a day filled with side-splitting laughter and unforgettable jokes!

Let’s make the world a happier place, one joke at a time. Happy International Joke Day!

International Joke Day Messages

On International Joke Day, let’s spread joy and laughter far and wide. Keep the smiles coming and share the fun!

Here’s to a day where every moment is filled with laughter and every joke hits the mark!

Let’s laugh out loud and enjoy every funny moment on International Joke Day!

Happy International Joke Day! May your day be filled with joy and laughter!

A. day without laughter is a day wasted. Celebrate International Joke Day with a big smile!

International Joke Day Message

Laughter brings us closer, so let’s share jokes and spread joy on International Joke Day!

On International Joke Day, remember that a good joke can brighten someone’s entire day!

May your jokes bring joy and your laughter be contagious today and always!

Here’s to celebrating the funniest day of the year with the best jokes and the loudest laughs!

Happy International Joke Day! Let’s make today a memorable one with lots of fun and humor!

“Wishing a very Happy International Joke Day to everyone. Make sure you spread laughs around you with lots of jokes to share with everyone.”

May your day be brightened with endless jokes and cheerful smiles!

Share a joke, spread a smile. That’s the spirit of International Joke Day!

Happy International Joke Day! Let’s fill the world with laughter and joy!

Jokes are like sunshine on a cloudy day. Spread some light today!

International Joke Day Quotes

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin

“Laughter is an instant vacation.” – Milton Berle

“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.” – E.E. Cummings

“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.” – Reba McEntire

“Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.” – Mark Twain

“One single good joke has the power to make you smile and burst your stress levels. Keep laughing as it is International Joke Day today.”

“The earth laughs in flowers.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing.”

“Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.” – Mark Twain

“Laughter is the best medicine, and it’s free!”

“A joke is the best way to bring good energy around you. Have a memorable Joke Day full of good jokes to laugh at with your dear ones.” Happy International Joke Day!

“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.” – Victor Borge

“Always find a reason to laugh. It may not add years to your life but will surely add life to your years.”

“Life is better when you’re laughing.”

“Laughter is a sunbeam of the soul.” – Thomas Mann

International Joke Day Jokes

**Ultimate List of Jokes for International Joke Day**

**Puns:**

1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

2. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

3. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.

4. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.

5. I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.

**Knock-Knock Jokes:**

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, cow says moo!

3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!

4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!

**One-Liners:**

1. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

2. I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.

3. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

4. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

5. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

**Dad Jokes:**

1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

4. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.

5. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

**Riddles:**

1. What has keys but can’t open locks? A piano.

2. What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? The letter M.

3. What has to be broken before you can use it? An egg.

4. What is full of holes but still holds water? A sponge.

5. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I? An echo.

**Situational Jokes:**

1. My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home. Turns out he wasn’t joking.

2. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats.

3. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

4. I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.

5. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

**Observational Jokes:**

1. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

2. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

3. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

4. Why is it that we call it “after dark” when it’s really “after light”?

5. Why do they call it quicksand when it works slowly?

**Dark Humor:**

1. I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.

2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug and said, “I already did.”

3. My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.

4. I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.

5. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

**Self-Deprecating Jokes:**

1. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats.

2. My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home. I think he meant it differently.

3. I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.

4. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I just loaf around.

5. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Guess I was the mistake all along.

**Blonde Jokes:**

1. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

2. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.

3. How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

4. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

5. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? Because it said “concentrate.”

**Anti-Jokes:**

1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

2. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

3. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was a brilliant and dedicated individual.

4. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

5. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

**Yo Mama Jokes:**

1. Yo mama’s so old, her birth certificate says expired.

2. Yo mama’s so short, she can do backflips under the bed.

3. Yo mama’s so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless network.

4. Yo mama’s so slow, it took her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

5. Yo mama’s so poor, ducks throw bread at her.

**Light Bulb Jokes:**

1. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that’s a hardware problem.

2. How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

3. How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? Five: one to change it and four to argue how they would have done it differently.

4. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford?

5. How many writers does it take to change a light bulb? But why does the light bulb need to be changed?

**Lawyer Jokes:**

1. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? The lawyer charges more.

2. Why don’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.

3. What do you call a lawyer who doesn’t chase ambulances? Retired.

4. What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.

5. How can you tell if a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested.

**Doctor Jokes:**

1. Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains. Well, pull yourself together then!

2. Doctor, doctor, I’ve broken my arm in several places. Well, don’t go to those places.

3. Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a bell. Take these pills and if they don’t work, give me a ring.

4. Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next, please!

5. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dog. How long have you had this problem? Ever since I was a puppy.

**Husband and Wife Jokes:**

1. Husband: “I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks.”
Friend: “Why not?”
Husband: “I didn’t want to interrupt her.”

2. Wife: “How do I look?”
Husband: “With your eyes.”

3. Husband: “Do you know the meaning of the word ‘home’?”
Wife: “Sure. Home is where the husband is!”
Husband: “No, it’s where you are always right!”

4. Wife: “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating?”
Husband: “Okay. Get in the car, we’re going out.”
Wife: “Where are we going?”
Husband: “Back to your place.”

5. Wife: “I have a bag full of used clothing I’d like to donate.”
Husband: “Why not just throw it in the trash? That’s much easier.”
Wife: “But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.”
Husband: “Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.”

The safest thing for a man to enjoy a peaceful life is by agreeing to whatever his wife says and say sorry even when his wife is wrong. Happy International Joke Day!

Wife said lets watch a horror movie. Husband said lets watch our marriage’s video recording. Keep laughing like this on International Joke Day.

You need at least one witness to prove a murder and at least two witnesses to register a marriage. Now you know what is more dangerous. Hilarious wishes on International Joke Day.

**Santa and Banta Jokes:**

1. Santa: “Banta, why do you keep your phone under the pillow?”
Banta: “Because I want to have sweet dreams!”

2. Santa: “I am really worried about my wife’s hearing.”
Banta: “Why don’t you test her?”
Santa: “How?”
Banta: “Stand far behind her and ask a question. If she doesn’t answer, move a bit closer and ask again.”
Santa: “Okay, I’ll try it.”
(Santa goes home, stands behind his wife, and says:)
“Honey, what’s for dinner?”
No answer.
He moves closer and asks again, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”
No answer.
Finally, he stands right behind her and asks, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”
Wife: “For the third time, I said chicken!”

3. Santa: “Banta, can you give me your email password?”
Banta: “Sure, it’s DonaldDuckGoofy.”
Santa: “Why is it so long?”
Banta: “Because it says: ‘Your password must contain at least 8 characters.'”

4. Santa: “I have the perfect son.”
Banta: “Does he smoke?”
Santa: “No, he doesn’t.”
Banta: “Does he drink?”
Santa: “No, he doesn’t.”
Banta: “Does he ever come home late?”
Santa: “No, he doesn’t.”
Banta: “I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?”
Santa: “He will be six months old next week.”

5. Santa: “I was born in India.”
Banta: “Which part?”
Santa: “All of me.”

Enjoy this ultimate list of jokes for International Joke Day! Share these puns, knock-knock jokes, one-liners, dad jokes, riddles, situational jokes, observational jokes, dark humor, self-deprecating jokes, blonde jokes, anti-jokes, yo mama jokes, light bulb jokes, lawyer jokes, doctor jokes, husband and wife jokes, and Santa and Banta jokes with friends and family to spread joy and laughter.