Whenever I see two of you, it makes me wonder if Shakespeare is alive & writing sonnets about your romance. Happy anniversary to the both of you! Never change.

Statistically speaking, you guys are outliers. It’s not normal for individuals to love one another the way you guys do __ years into your marriage. Happy anniversary.

I was thinking of going to the confectionery, but I already have the sweetest thing in the world at home. Happy anniversary, dear!

Happy anniversary, my favorite clown. Thank you for making my marriage a circus. Wouldn’t have it any other way and a happy anniversary.

My wife has made me religious. I pray to God for salvation every day now. Happy anniversary, my lovely demon.

My wife is a delightful cook. She really knows how to stir those emotions in the pot of our marriage. Happy anniversary!

With flowers in my hands and a smile plastered to my face, I rejoice for both of us being alive to this day. A solemn, happy anniversary!

These days, I find myself smiling a lot. I must be going mad, or perhaps it’s because of you, darling. Happy anniversary!

Grammatically speaking, I consider you to be a period. Because you complete the sentence of my marriage.

On this very day, I scribbled my name in the tombstone of marriage. Surprisingly, my wife has made my afterlife awfully delightful. Happy anniversary!

Mum and Dad, you’ve set a new record. You’ve been sleeping with one another for the past (number) years. Nah, you’re not dreaming. It’s your anniversary.

Mum, you might be losing your memory, but Dad will make sure that both of you continue to make new memories. Happy anniversary to you both!

Beautiful things in life are often short-lived. And yet, I am fortunate enough to be holding your hands to this day. Happy anniversary, my love!

My husband is a solvent with a low boiling point. But, when I kiss him, his anger evaporates. Happy anniversary, my other half.

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I love annoying you. Thank you for putting up with me, my dear. Happy Anniversary!

Leo Tolstoy wrote a book about us. It was titled “War and Peace.” Happy anniversary darling!

In the Olympic Games of marriage, you’ve won medals for producing smart, handsome children like me. Happy anniversary, Mum and Dad.

I assume God must have stuck some superglue between you two on the day of your wedding. Both of you seem so attached. Have a lovely happy anniversary!

The day I got married, I tore the calendar in half. It was because I wanted to share my days with you. Happy anniversary.

Imagine a little child having to deal with the scolding of a couple united by love. Luckily, the young child survives. The child sends his deepest warm wishes on their anniversary.

I have given up watching comedy shows because I love watching the two of you quarrel in that comical fashion that you always do. Congrats on your anniversary!

You know, your marriage won’t be blessed if you don’t invite your friends to your anniversary. From the deepest corners of my heart, your guardian angel wishes you both a happy anniversary.

My friend, I would like to congratulate you on taking good care of your adopted overgrown male partner. Happy anniversary and keep up the excellent job.

You’re like a live wire because whenever I’m around you, I can feel the sparks of love. Happy anniversary!

“A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.” – Paul Sweeney

“Drug stores understand life. That’s why the Anniversary cards and Sympathy cards are right next to each other.” – Unknown

I remember seeing lovebirds at the national zoo here. You guys remind me of that. Happy anniversary!

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely.” – Unknown

“Focus on continually changing and growing in order to make sure you are someone your spouse would still choose today.” – Dr. Steven Craig